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HASH TRASH 132

 

Well hashers and hashettes another year has come and gone.  On April 10, 2004, we held our 6th Analversary Hash on a sunny day in Reynoldsburg.  Heart On and Black Watch set a trail with a little shiggy and a lot of beer.  We were joined by out of towners Broken Boner and Free Semen who made the trek for this wondrous event.  Free Semen attempted to get the band at the beer near to play Lynyrd Skynyrd tunes which lets you know the kind of place the beer near was.  Brown and Runny attempted to stay on trail, but he got all excited when two Mormons rode by on bikes.  KIST used her womanly charms to get the two lads to join us.  The look on their faces when they noticed Heart On’s penis tie was priceless.  And the hash will be happy to hear Crimson Hick did not find religion but sure did find a lot of beer.  All stumbled away from the Analverary Hash with a smile on their faces.

 

 

Hash Trash 131

The 131st running of CH3 started at Jimmy V’s in German Village.  Low and behold a total of 15 crazy hashers showed up for a fine St Pat’s hash.  Ouija Broad and Rod Melter laid an impressive trail.  We had two beer nears and witnessed a movie being shot, dumb hashers we were, thinking it was a real robbery!  We had backsliders matching the description of Ralphie the Frat Boy, Brown Eyed Beaver, Cat Snatch Fever and a guy named Jeff show up.  Rigid Digit was nice enough to bring his own virgin, Diane.  It is always nice to have easy, err I mean nice virgins show up.  The hares made sure we had green beer, yucca and green fortune cookies.  Luck would have it Pecker Peeper stole the bag of fortune cookies and looked at every fortune for who knows what kind of divine guidance.  Mouth, Heart On and Nudy Bar stood in bewilderment as KIST tried to make nice with a young man with a dog.  Little did she know she had a better chance of picking up the dog because the owner was checking out the guys!  That will teach Crimson Hick to miss a hash.  Brown and Runny led a good circle to close out the hash but John skipped out before being named.  Special mention for Rod Melter at the on-on-in when she made the poor sap of a bar owner leave, go to a local convenience store to fetch her orange juice.  If only I had hair and breasts the damage I could do!  See you all at Hash 132.

 

 

Hash Trash 130

The Hash started off at Pub 161 for the 130th hash.  The haring combination of Crimson Hick and KIST had sent an email/threat about the hash starting at 2:30p sharp and all hashers needed to be prompt.  Well low and behold eight confused hashers were ready to go but there was just one little problem.  The hares were late and tried to weasel their way out of it but they drank later for their tardiness.  Luckily it was $1 bottles of beer and Nudy Bar and Black Watch were kept busy.  Crimson Hick and KIST finally started about 25 minutes late for a LIVE, LIVE, LIVE trail.  The pack left shortly after and the chase was on.

Early on the trail brought the pack by a homeless man's tent and Rigid Digit thought about checking to see if this was the beer near.  Luckily the pack stopped him.  We crossed through train cars that were in our way and we continued after the hears.  The trail led to a fence that had to be negotiated and all but Heart On could fit through, so he had to haul his fat ass over the fence.  Not a pretty sight.  The beer near had a fantastic view of an igloo and a drainage ditch.  But the hares did right by the pack by providing beer, cheesy poofs, and heart-shaped lollipops.  Ouija Broad and Pecker Peeper whored the cheesy poofs but they did carry them to the On-in.

At the On-in, when most of the hashers were knocking the mud off their shoes, John and Kelly were in a deep conversation about whether she would drink the hash beer or get a long island iced tea.  Needless to say, we made her drink beer, but you have to love a woman who likes the hard stuff!  After making the hares drink for a great hash we had to make them drink for getting foolish and engaged over the holidays.  They have been instructed to start planning the wedding hash.  See you all at Hash 131!  On-On.