How to hash with the C2H5OH!

    Joining the C2H5OH is a long and involved process.  You'll find the regimen tough and challenging but the rewards to be, well, rewarding.  The requirements are many and only a chosen few will make the final cut.

1.    The first requirement is that you are at least 21 yrs. old.  Or, if you’re not 21, that you will some day be 21.  

2.    The second is that you show up, preferably on the day of the hash.  Studies by old white men wearing lab coats and toting clipboards have shown that your physical presence at the appointed time and place will actually increase your hashing experience.  

3.    The third requirement is that having a social conscience and being politically correct are not your strong suit. 

4.    The fourth requirement is, umm, well there is no fourth requirement.  

    And of course like any other organization we have some rules.  You would do well to memorize them prior to showing up for your first run:

1.    The first rule of hashing is that there are no rules.

2.    All hashers are liars.

    If you are interested in participating just show up.  New hashers are always welcome... everyday, all the time!  To contact the Hash just shoot us an e-mail at:  Hey! I wanna join@I like beer too!.com, or call the C2H5OH Lukewarmline at (614) 486-8451.

    And remember... only mad dogs and Englishmen wear new shoes to the hash!